Drunken Optimisim t-shirt

Seeing life through our beer mug. Is you mug half full and ready for another round, or is your mug half empty and ready to puke? lol

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New Toy. The Skeet Shooter… lmao

I thought white people figured out what skeet meant after Lil Jon had a run at it.

Grape Drink

I don’t want juice, I want some Drink!

Now thats Ghetto

So they charge $1,500 for a one bedroom here and this is what I see when I come down the stairs. Now that’s just ghetto. I should forward this picture to the landlord and ask for “project rent.”

Groundhog’s Day

If a squirrel climbs out of his hole and into another hole, spring will start soon. No six weeks of winter. lol

Picture taken by lo Saunders

iPad Keynote. Just The “Good” Parts lol

Just the good parts of the iPad keynote clearly they want you to think that is “Great”

by Neil Curtis

The REAL Origin of Valentines Day… Shocker

So Valentines Day is coming. If your like me you probably think Valentines Day is just a silly Hallmart Holiday that was made up by some feminist to annoy us men with your “Waaaah I dont have a Valentine. No body loves me” BS.  But much to my surprise I was wrong.  I know you all heard the story of Saint Valentine who was killed for marring solderer when the Emperor forbid it yaaah yaah yaah.  Well that cute little story is not the origin either.

The actual, and much more entertaining, origin of Valentines Day came from the old pagan holiday Lupercalia.  Apparently the Ancient Romans celebrated this festival from February 13 – February 15 as a rite to fertility.  As traditions went, they sacrificed an animal to their god or whatever, and smacked the young women with the meat of the animal. lol Really i’m not making this up… Gives a whole new meaning to “beating your meat.” lol

Anyways The Pope banished this holiday in 492 and in an effort to Christianize the extremely popular festival, he decided to celebrate Valentines Day on the 14 of February so the people could celebrate it but not celebrate it.  Kind of like how Boston celebrates “Evacuation Day” on the same day as Saint Patric’s Day, because the city would not make Saint Patric’s Day an official holiday.

So this Valentine Day if your girl friend(s) is crying about not having a Valentine, take her to Stop & Shop, stop by the Deli, order a honey glazed ham or turkey bacon whichever you prefer, and smack the Cupid out of her.

Happy Valentines Day

I know you have seen thIs before

A friend of mine sent me this pic while he was on the train. Question To all the ladies with fatties. is it really comfortably too chill wit a pole in ur a**

Never Trust a Big Butt and A Smile Part 2… Now This One is Just Sad Lmao

The Japanese Snuggie

If this isn’t a joke then it is now. Lmao Japan has taken the snuggie and made a sleeping bag version. Never mind not having hands openings, my only question is, how do you pee?